* There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head. They all decided to rob a bank. Just after they had robbed the back cops were after them, they ran like crazy into an ally and jumped into a potatoe bag with the money in there hands. The police men stopped running and were confused about where they went. But they saw three potatoe bags. One policeman kicked the first one with the brunette in it and she went "Meow" "Oh it's just a cat" the police man said, so he kicked the second one with the red head in it and she yellped "squek squek" "Oh it's just a mouse" the policman declared, and then he kicked the third bag with the blonde in it and she said "Potatoes"
*A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.""I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?""No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"
*A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend and stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."
The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!" |
I haven't gotten many jokes in yet I will be putting more and more in every day! I hoped you liked these two jokes!
WEBSITES
Here are a bunch of websites, computer games and magazines that I love and mabey you should take a peak at!
websites:
* shockwave.com
*dollzmania.com
* egreetings.com
* wonka.com
* http://chicalo60.tripod.com
Computer games:
* The sims
* The sims hot date
* The sims vacation
* The sims unleashed
Magazines:
* CosmoGirl
* YM
* Seventeen
SHOUTS OUT'S
Hey to all my friends!! Luv you all and I'm gonna recognize my apreeciation to you all!! Thankyou and special love to :
* Sophie
* Lolo
*Tristan
*Nathalie
*Larissa
* Laura J
*Livie
*Sarah
*Nikki K
* Angelica
If I mised your name!! DONT BE A FOOL I STILL LUV YA!! so anywho I hope you guys see this and feel SPECIAL!! (Larissa LIL COCOA!!!)
